Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
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excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
(via voreprince)
You know what else is really supernatural on this show?
Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.
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I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.
The missing information is why the fuck you did this in the first place.
well why the fuck not?
no. why.
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
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Bahahaha, this is perfection.”You think we can catch him?”
”Dean, we’ll DIE.”
”He’s gotta be like 130 pounds at most, man, come on. Don’t be a girl.”
”He’s falling from like a billion stories up!”
”Cas fell down from that high one time, remember? He was fine.”
”HE CAVED IN THE ROOF OF A CAR DEAN.”
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”Do you think they’ll try to catch you?”
”Probably. Idiots.”
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